I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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