What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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