no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she looked like the before picture.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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