Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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