belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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