I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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