New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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