Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
