Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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