Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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