let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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