evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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