I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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