I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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