you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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