Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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