he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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