I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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