It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
