You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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