32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I had to cum in my sink.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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