Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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