I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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