windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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