absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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