the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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