Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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