Sry I called you an 8
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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