Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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