i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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