Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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