He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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