Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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