didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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