So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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