What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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