he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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