it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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