Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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