You smell like stripper and shame
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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