There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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