Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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