I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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