I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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