sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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