Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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