Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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