I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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