I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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