I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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