Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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