Whod you bang
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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